Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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