VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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