Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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