Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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