Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
