just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
cat food counts as protein by the way
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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