Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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