I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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