I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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