Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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