I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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