He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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