so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i out mim tonsoeep
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