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sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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