do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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