People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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