I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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