dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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