So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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