I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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