I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
and she was petting her beer can
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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