This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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whose parrot is this?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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