I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I intend to get homeless drunk
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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