I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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