I wannas sexs uuuuu
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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