So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he thought i was a dude.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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