Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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