I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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