she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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