I think i peed on brittanys purse
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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