his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Fuck me I smell like cheese
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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