A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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