You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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