honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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