Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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