just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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