I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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