real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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