Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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