I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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