I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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