I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
