Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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