I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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