is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Do you remember whose house we're in?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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