whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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