he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
