he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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