I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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