remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just googled if crying burns calories
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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