I'm drive I can fine osifer
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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