I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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