belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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