the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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