I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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